Settling down to watch Eurovision with my mom, sister and Sam
Here guys, have a terribly lighted picture of a gorgeous dress :P :D
Anonymous asked: are you anime
“I’M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!” I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI AND TRIP, REVEALING THE SKIRT AND PANTIES I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN WEARING.
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- 1950's lyrics:
- Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics:
- When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics:
- I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics:
- Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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- teacher: just do your homework
- doctor: just eat healthy
- mum: just clean your room
- opposite sex: just look gorgeous
- friends: just be socially active
- life: just be perfect
- me: it's not that freakin easy dude
(Source: acommunityforawkwardturtles, via madeuprules)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
By the way guys, mega freaking out that I’m going to totally fail my Chemistry exam tomorrow. And probably English too…
But on a brighter note, it was my birthday today!
I got:
From my mom and family:
- Laptopppp! (which this is being written on)
- Coffee Mug
- Awesome Ear Cuff earrings (some still to come)
- A Terry Pratchett book
- Black XS perfume
From my nana:
- Laptop bag
- Teddy Bear
- Pretty pen
- Badges
- Ring
- Wireless mouse for my laptop
From my dad:
- Money
From the awesome friends:
- Malteasers
- Dairy Milk Bubbly, Soap and Glory Handfood, Soap and Glory body butter, Impulse spray, Lovely fruity spray
- Chicken flavour hula hoops
- Kit kat chunky
- Lots of awesome cards
From Sam (my boyfriend):
- The sweetest card ever
- A gorgeous dress from Modcloth, which is pinky white and flowing and has a belt and its lacey and lush. Words cannot describe how much i love modcloth clothing :D
Also, from the weatherman:
- Sun, sun and more sun!
All in all, a fabulous day :)
b0ner-kill asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!!
Thankyou lovely!! xx
Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
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Sam brought me a gorgeous dress from modcloth omg, so happy, its pinky white and lacey and has a brown belt and omg, its lush and it matches perfectly with my new shoes so happy :’D
Words cannot describe this
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
imagine a world where everyone was assumed gay until they came out as straight
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